U-Bahn to Kreuzberg (Start Again, Butterfly)
This mix is about a drug addict who falls for a prostitute.
Why It’s Pretentious: I promised super pretentious and here it is: This is an epic about a drug addict who picks up a hitchhiker on his way home, falls for her, and then finds out she’s a prostitute. Wanting to start a better life together, they try to get clean. He succeeds. She doesn’t. So even though he loves her, he can’t be with her. Named after a song by Bloc Party, it features a Smiths bootleg and a song by Jimmy Eat World that used to be a rarity but can now be found on iTunes. #displeased
Oh, and the story unfolds backwards. So.
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Selections from “Theme Songs”
This mix is about me.
Why It’s Pretentious: In middle school, I had a very long playlist called “Theme Songs” that features songs that were CLEARLY WRITTEN ABOUT ME YOU GUYS. Since it’s from middle school, it a) doesn’t follow the theme of this blog and b) is even more angsty and bad than usual. (Please note how it starts with a song that is slightly sad and then jumps straight to a song about how I’m so much more awesome than you.) Obviously “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out” makes an appearance, but strangely, there’s no Jenny Owen Youngs or Taking Back Sunday, which I find to be an incredibly inaccurate representation of middle school me.
Side Note: Moovers and Shakers has their Kickstarter up! If you read this blog and you’re like, wow, her taste is music is spectacular and I’d really love to help her dreams come true and maybe get one of her mixtapes mailed to me, THIS IS FOR YOU.
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String Theory
This mix is about your favorite song, but better.
Why it’s Pretentious: Look, if you’re gonna be pretentious, you better have a lot of alternate versions of songs lying around. You better collect unreleased Smiths demos and bootlegs. You better yell “when you kiss me— I sing it back” when you’re listening to “Sweetness” by Jimmy Eat World and change the entire ending of ”Round Here” by the Counting Crows during your weekly ironic karaoke. You better refer to “Mathletics” as “Neu Funk Aum,” a double whammy since Foals didn’t even release either version on a full-length. Takin’ things to the next level, you know? Anyway, this is a mix of songs that sound better than their actual releases. Respect.
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Hiding the Bushes (The Intense Bike Ride Mix)
This mix is about loving someone so much that you just have to follow them around everywhere.
Why It’s Pretentious: I like the mixes I post to relate to my life. This mix is about stalking someone. That was a funny joke because although the sentences although appear to be related, the second sentence was actually a non-sequitur. Those are my favorite kinds of jokes. I’m talking about jokes to hide the fact that this mix is actually from middle school, even though it’ll be obvious once you get to the Taking Back Sunday. Tomorrow I’m gonna be posting the mix I made for the Summer Mix Exchange Club Open To All No Girls Allowed!!!!, so just average them out, yeah?
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Stay out of Trouble//Stay In Touch
This mix is about Abbey sometimes James always Pokey.
Why It’s Pretentious: My best friend moved away in freshmen year of high school. When she left, we had a very awkward hug goodbye and then I went to my room and cried for hours and made this tape. It starts off as a very cool and collected group of songs that vaguely fit a theme (“the day you move, I’m probably going to explode”) and then dissolves into every song I liked that also made me cry. I meant to give her a copy, but never did. But her birthday was yesterday and I finally sent off a tape and I hope that she likes it and knows how much she means to me.
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