jennyowenyoungs:
I’ve just released a small batch of tickets to my first digital concert on StageIt.com. On February 10th at 8pm EST, I’ll be going live for 30 minutes to play songs and talk about life, dinosaurs, and the new record I’m making with Dan Romer… or whatever else y’all want to ask me about. These tickets are a measly $3 while they last. StageIt rules. Let’s party!!
Click here for tickets or just to learn more.
Less chatter, more shatter copyright 2011 Molly Green.
Why It’s Pretentious: Oh, you go to “live shows” at “venues”? I guess that’s cool. Yeah no, I only go to digital concerts. It’s like, the future of the music industry.
Whatever, you guys. Pretentious Mixtapes I Made In High School is all up in this business. Jenny. Owen. Youngs. Three dollars, three names. Perfect.
I’ve Got Your Voice On Tape
This mix is about oh my god I love Jenny Owen Youngs.
Why It’s Pretentious: I have three idols in life: Morrissey, David Bowie, and Jenny Owen Youngs. If you don’t like Jenny Owen Youngs, then I have better taste in music than you. This is a fact. In high school, I used this mix to get people into her because people are easily convinced by “OMG REGINA SPEKTOR NELLY COVER LOLZ.” If you didn’t buy tickets to her digital concert tomorrow night, then you missed out. Dontcha wish your girlfriend was pretentious like me.
Tracklisting and downloads after the jump.
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Quote Love Unquote Me
This post is about how I love you ironically.
Why It’s Pretentious: I always wanted to start a Valentine’s Day mix with the Magnetic Field’s “I Don’t Believe You,” which is my favorite not-love-love-song, but it was never the right time. So now I’m going to 1up my teenage dreams via Katy Perry and post my tape comprising of ONLY MAGNETIC FIELDS SONGS. Most common phrase of 2008: “You don’t know The Magnetic Fields? Oh. Um. Awkward…” For you. Because you had bad taste in music. Get it?
Tracklisting, downloads, Nickelodeon-themed music videos, and other Valentine’s Day gifts after the jump. I “love” you, Internet.
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jennyowenyoungs:
REBLOG FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREAKING HAT!**
That’s right. I MADE A HAT!!! A hat which will clear up any and all questions which might arise about up to where, exactly, you might have some secrets. Answer: your skull somewhere.
Hats are for sale here - http://jennyowenyoungs.storenvy.com/
Special thanks to super hot hat model Saul Simon MacWilliams.
**hat winner to be announced tomorrow morning!
If I win this hat, my life will be EVEN MORE PRETENTIOUS AND AWESOME THAN IT ALREADY IS. (Read: better than yours.) Also, everyone knows that my hair is full of secrets, so this is an incredibly accurate hat. You cannot argue with facts.
Update: I did not win the hat.
jennyowenyoungs:
DO YOU LIKE FREE THINGS? FREE THINGS WITH DINOSAURS ON THEM?!
I printed up a brand new LIFE IS LIKE T REX sticker and because I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE, you could score it for free.
Reblog this photo for a chance to win all of the “Last Person“-related merch in this photo. I’ll announce the winner tomorrow morning!
Hot hot hot hot hot.
I know MWFs are supposed to be strictly high-school-mixtape-only days, but look. I’m on break. And you know how much I love dinosaurs, Jenny Owen Youngs, and the chance to win free things. So…
