“This is my friend Sarah Champion. She is a champion. She is a champion because she’s Asian. I mean, she’s also other things, like German and Irish, but Asian is the most important because that’s how we ended up with two rice cookers in our house. The first weekend after we moved in, she made us chicken, which was very good. The rest of us cannot cook. I like Sarah even though she’s a Hufflepuff.” -review on myself by my friend/roommate Ale
Last year, Sara asked me to write short story/responses of her paintings that she was selling on Etsy. I forgot until this very moment. This is all that remains.